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Hitting the sack early. Nite guiez
Dont watch Serial Experiment Lain, just dont. 
Well we finally got velvet's team, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF SUN'S TEAM?! I MEAN FOR GOD'S SAKE THEY WERE IN THE OPENING SEQUENCE!



also that returning character tho.

The writers walked into the writer home to find a creepy clown standing in the corner. 


Nick: what the?!


Dr-J33: How the heck did he get in here?! I locked the door!


The clown stared at them.


Fatfan: This isnt scary.


Mars: And hes not even a good spooky clown!


The clown smiled.


Dr-J33: Guys.


They throw the clown out of the house and slam the door.


----


Later Nick was watching tv when the clown appeared behind him.


Nick: Hey doc? Is that you?" 


The clown started drooling.


Nick: Could you get me a coke?


The clown tackles Nick and starts shoving a balloon animal down his throat. 


Nick: MMMMFFFGGG!???!


Dr-J33 walks in holding a taco and sees the clown.


Dr-J33:........ Nick whats going on?


Nick: MMMMFFFGFF!!!!! MMMMFFFF MMMMMFFFF MMMMMMMFFFF MFFF!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dr-J33: So the clown came in and started shoving a balloon animal down your throat?


Nick:MMFFFFF!!!


Dr-J33 threw the clown out of the house.


------


Mars was reading fanfiction.


Mars: (reading) and so Harry took out his thick, woody.............magic wand and prepared to-


The computer screen shut off.


Mars:....... Hey it was getting to the good part!


The creepy clown appeared on the screen followed by several badly written phrases.


Mars: Hey guys I think we got a virus!


Nick's voice: How?! We use a mac! Those things never get viruses!!!


The keyboard starts leaking blood.


Mars: And now its having a period! 


Dr-J33: Send it back to apple for repairs!


Mars unplugged the computer, put it in a box, and dropped it into a mailbox.


-------


Fatfan walked  into the garage where the clown stood holding a bloodied polka dot meat cleaver and stood next to a bunch of chopped up corpses hung on meat hooks.  


Fatfan: Hey I was gunna use those hooks!


A snake slithered out of the Clown's mouth and moved towards Fatfan.


Fatfan: My anaconda don't want none. 


Fatfan pulled an anaconda out of his coat and threw it at the snake, which then ate the snake and ate itself out of exsistance.


The clown stared at fatfan as blood flowed from its eyes.


Fatfan: Get out.


Fatfan threw the clown out of the house.


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Dr-J33 lay in bed as the clown watched him.


Dr-J33: (sleeptalking)...... No...... Dont cross the steams.....you'll have to pay extra. 


The clown started licking Dr-J33.


Dr-J33: dont lick me Chiaki.....lick...Hinata. (Eyes shoot open) WHAT THE-


Moments later Dr-J33 threw a bullet ridden clown out the window.


------


The writers ate breakfast as the clown watched them.


Nick: We gotta get rid of this clown....


Fatfan: He wont die, he keeps getting in.... Hes like the IRS! 


The clown opens his mouth and a bloody severed hand falls out.


Dr-J33: And there goes my appetite.


SharpclawPokemon flies through the window.


Sharpclaw: Hey guys I need to borrow some shampoo-


The clown's ribcage opened and tendrils burst out.


Sharpclaw: Oh! You call that being creepy?! This is being creppy!!!


Sharpclaw tore his head off, revealing tentacles underneath. The clown's eyes fell out of their sockets as Sharpclaw's eyes started bleeding black liquid.


Nick: Mars your friend is creeping me out. 


Mars: Oh this is normal with him (eats spoonful of cereal) 


The Clown's face skin falls off as Sharpclaw's eyes turn red.


Sharpclaw (distorted voice): Form a contract with me.


The clown's pants drop, revealing that hes wearing a thong.


Sharpclaw: Okay screw this thats freaky.


Sharpclaw screwed his head back on and ran away.


Mars: Well that was fun.


Fatfan: I'm even more scared now....


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That evening...


The writers drove down the street in the writer van.


Dr-J33: So we got everything we needed at the grocery store? 


Nick: Looks like it. 


Fatfan: Actually.....


The clown stood in the van with crumbs on his face.


Dr-J33: Give us back our groceries!


The clown projectile vomits at the front window, blocking their view of the road.


Nick: OH GOD!!!


The van crashes into a street light and the four get out.


Dr-J33: Is everyone alright?


Mars: No! He ate my doughnuts!


The clown slithered out of the van.


Fatfan: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US?!


The Clown's eyes turn white and it starts making noise.


Nick: Okay screw this.


Nick takes an M4 out of the car and starts firing at the clown, but the bullets did nothing.


Dr-J33: I hate this clown..... I really do.


Mars: Why is it even bothering us?


Nick: Who cares! Just make it go away!


Fatfan: I know! We'll throw him in acid.


Dr-J33: Well where are we-


Dr-J33 noticed that the clown was about to eat a child.


Dr-J33: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?


Dr-J33 pulls the child away and glares at the clown.


Dr-J33: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?! HARRASING US IS ONE THING BUT YOU ONT JUST GO EATTING CHILDREN YOU HORROBLE FUCK! 


Dr-J33 continued berating the clown, its grin slowly turning into a scowl. 


Dr-J33: YOUR NO BETTER THAN THE HATRED GUY YOU TWISTED CANNIBAL FUCK! WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKED UP ASS BACK TO HELL AND STAB YOURSELF?!


The clown unzipped its pants.


Nick: Oh god its turning into one of those kind of stories!


The clown pulled a large polka dot machete out of its fly before zipping it up.


Nick: Oh thats not so bad. 


The clown dives at them.


Dr-J33: SCRAMBLE!


The writers lunge out of the clown's way. Dr-J33 lands on his back and pulls out his dual pistols before getting up and firing at the clown. The clown's bullet wounds instantly healed up as fast as Dr-J33 could make them.


Mars: Crap!


Dr-J33: We gotta kill this thing!


Nick opened the back of the van and grabbed his M4.


Nick: Shoot it till it wont move!


Nick open fires on the clown as well.


Fatfan: Guns!


Fatfan dives into the van and emerges with Smiley on his back, a LAR machine gun in one hand, a ak74u in the other, a shotgun and a pkm slung onto his back.


Fatfan: Mars!


Fatfan tossed the LAR to mars before firing the smg at the clown. 


Soon all four writers were filling the clown with lead.


Dr-J33: EAT IT CLOWN!


Nick: WHOS LAUGHING NOW?!


Fatfan: SMILE!!!


Mars: DARN IT YOU USED ALL THE COOL CLOWN PUNS!!!!


Once they ran out of ammo, all that was left was clown shoes.


Mars: Well I'm glad thats-


The clown and his machete immediately regenerated.


Mars: Knew it was too good to be true.


Dr-J33 dropped his handguns and took out his machine pistols. 


Dr-J33: DIE!


Dr-J33 open fires but the clown deflects the bullets with his machete.


Dr-J33: FRIKIN UNBELIEVABLE! 


Nick: Masotech is nearby! Maybe theres something there!


Farfan: Lets go!


They all run towards the direction of Masotech tower screaming, the clown in close pursuit,


------------


The window to to Masotech reception lobby breaks open and the writers dive through it.


Dr-J33: MASON!


A section of the wall opened and a monitor popped out with Mason's face on it. 


Mason: What are you doing here?!


Nick: Better question, do you have anything that can kill a spooky clown?


Mason: Get out! Its dangerous-


Mars: To go alone take this! (Holds up a clock)


Mason: One of my animatronics got loose and he could kill you at any time!


The Clown appears behind them. The writers could see his reflection on the monitor screen.


Dr-J33: Well crap.  


The clown raises its machete and makes an earrape noise.


Nick: Well its been nice knowing you guys. 


Mars: Nick I sold your Ravage flash drive to buy mentos.


Nick: Wait what?


Suddenly Freddy Fazabear tackles the clown and shoves him inside his suit.


Dr-J33: The heck?


Fatfan: I knew he'd be in this story one way or another.


Freddy belches out eyes and teeth. Everyone stares at them for a couple seconds.


Dr-J33: Hes not gunna regenerate or anything right?


Nick: Doesnt look like it.


Freddy loos at the group, flips the bird, and walks away.


Fatfan: Guys I just realized its a Halloween story.


Dr-J33: Oh yeah right!


The writers run out and run back in dressed in costumes. (Nick was dressed as the doctor guy from human centipede, Mars was dressed as Foxy, Fatfan was dressed as Albert Wesker, and Dr-J33 was dressed as the boogeyman from silent hill downpour.)


Writers: HAPPY HALLO-


Freddy Fazabear jump scares the reader. 


Stop clowning around
Halloween 2014 special. The writers are haunted by a creepy clown, can they handle it, or is it 2 spooky 4 them?
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The Writers Halloween special will be posted tomorrow!...... Okay thats too long its going up today!

and it features appearances by

Sharpclaw pokemon
Mason
A character from a horror game
and Gary Busey!!.... Wait hes not actually there....

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Dont watch Serial Experiment Lain, just dont. 

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im awsome.... and available. but seriously, I write stuff. ranging from the wacky and crazy Writers series, the Tv show-like My little Colt series, and the epic tale of adventure known as the Defender Series.

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SharpClawPokemon Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thewritingbeast.tumblr.com/pos…

In which a guy goes ballistic on a shitty DR OC.
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Dr-J33 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student Writer
I almost lost it at the Iron death nipples part.
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:iconsharpclawpokemon:
SharpClawPokemon Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
>She's supposed to be the Ultimate Hunter
>Wears emo clothes and heels
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:icondr-j33:
Dr-J33 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Student Writer
>Doesnt do anything Hunter-like
>Pulls spears out of her ass.
>Contradictions EVERYWHERE!!!!
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NICK4120 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
Hey J, you have a ps vita right?
What games do you have for it?
Any multiplayer?
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Dr-J33 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Student Writer
Oh and call of duty declassified.
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NICK4120 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
Any recommendations?
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Dr-J33 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Student Writer
Well i'm not sure if your into JRPGs, but if you are Persona 4 Golden definately, then theres the danganronpa series too. 

I also reccomend Little Big Planet and Tearaway. Both made mythe same studio and are must-haves for the system. 

And lastly theres a game coming out called Freedom Wars tht might be up your alley. 
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Dr-J33 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Student Writer
Little big planet and Dead Nation, (and technically persona 4 golden) why did you get one?
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NICK4120 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
I got one coming from ebay
I picked up a few today.
Borderlands, Metal Gear Solid HD collection, and injustice.

Have you tried Ground Zeroes?
It's so awesome.
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