-MY LITTLE COLT
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EpIc Thanksgiving TimeDr-J33 was watching tv at home.EpIc Thanksgiving Time by Dr-J33
Tv announcer: Now back to the Angel Beats Thanksgiving special.
Otonashi: Guys Angel is here to stop our dinner!
Yuri: Shoot her!
Dr-J33: Heh, this doesn't exsist.
Mars ran out of the kitchen.
Mars: Doc we got a problem! The turkey exploded and all the food is gone!
Dr-J33: What?! How?!
Mars: I don't know! But whoever is responsible must be an evil malicious son of a biscut.
Kermit the frog rode away from the Writer's house on a tricycle with a sack of food.
Dr-J33: We have to make everything again. I'll help.
Mars: What about your show?
Dr-J33: Mars, Angel beats was almost five years ago. I'll catch it on youtube. Now lets get cooking.
EPIC THANKSGIVING TIME
Dr-J33 and Mars stood in the kitchen, Dr-J33 wearing a fake beard and Mars wearing sunglasses.
Dr-J33: Listen up you FISHFLAKES cuz we're gunna cook some RACECAR food!
Mars started epically preparing a turkey.
Mars: Such Turkey, so wow.
Dr-J33 then poured non alchoholic whiskey onto it.
Deserts SuckA bunch of masotech vehicles and workers were excavating in the desert.Deserts Suck by Dr-J33
Mason stood near the site holding a glass of lemonade.
Mason: It sure is hot today. Good thing my tent is air conditioned.
Dr-J33 walked in dressed in his desert apparel (the outfit he wore in Armored) and knocks Mason's drink over.
Dr-J33: You get lemonade?! Its hotter than A supermodel at the beach and we dont even get lemonade!
Mason: I'm in charge here, so I get lemonade. Plus you guys are supposed to be working.
Dr-J33: I'm a writer, not an archeologist!
Mason: Your supposed to working off that money you guys owe for going on a joyride in my experimental spider tank and destroying a movie theater.
Dr-J33: THEY USED FALSE ADVERTISMENTS AND OVERPRICED SNACKS!
Mason: Get back to work, and maybe I'll get you a lemonade.
Dr-J33: Better not be that crap you get in a bottle.
Dr-J33 walked off.
Dr-J33 approached Nick, who was in desert apparel and digging in the site.
Nick: Remind me what w
Stop clowning aroundThe writers walked into the writer home to find a creepy clown standing in the corner.Stop clowning around by Dr-J33
Nick: what the?!
Dr-J33: How the heck did he get in here?! I locked the door!
The clown stared at them.
Fatfan: This isnt scary.
Mars: And hes not even a good spooky clown!
The clown smiled.
They throw the clown out of the house and slam the door.
Later Nick was watching tv when the clown appeared behind him.
Nick: Hey doc? Is that you?"
The clown started drooling.
Nick: Could you get me a coke?
The clown tackles Nick and starts shoving a balloon animal down his throat.
Dr-J33 walks in holding a taco and sees the clown.
Dr-J33:........ Nick whats going on?
Nick: MMMMFFFGFF!!!!! MMMMFFFF MMMMMFFFF MMMMMMMFFFF MFFF!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr-J33: So the clown came in and started shoving a balloon animal down your throat?
Dr-J33 threw the clown out of the house.
Mars was reading fanficti
Rejected Smash Bros CharactersThe new Super Smash Brothers adds tons of new characters, but did you know there are some who were rejected? Here are just some of them.Rejected Smash Bros Characters by Dr-J33
REJECTED SMASH BROS CHARACTERS
Sakurai: i'm sorry mr.Cayman.... But your a little too vulgar for smash.
Jack: WHAT THE F%#^ DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Sakurai: You swear too much and you dismember people.
Jack Cayman chainsaws Sakurai's desk in half.
Sakurai:....... My phone was in there.
Slippy: Come on ya gotta put me in!
Sakurai: But you cant fight.
Slippy: Yes I can! Remember Star Fox Assault?!
Sakurai: Slippy, i'm afraid that it might be too much for you.
Slippy: NO IT WONT!
Giga bowser busts in.
Sakurai: Well Steve I dont see any problems.
Microsoft: Pay me 10,000 million dollars and you can put him in!
Sakurai: OH HELL NO!!!!
Sajurai: Well Paper Mario
im awsome.... and available. but seriously, I write stuff. ranging from the wacky and crazy Writers series, the Tv show-like My little Colt series, and the epic tale of adventure known as the Defender Series.|
Also check out my Fanfiction.net page. its the same username as this one,
Current Residence: somewhere in new york state
deviantWEAR sizing preference: bigger than a breadbox but smaller than Snoop Dogg's boat
Print preference: On paper.
Favourite genre of music: video game, dubstep, the Rolling Stones.
Favourite photographer: frank west
Favourite style of art: writing
Operating System: Cryengine 3
MP3 player of choice: screw that I have an ipod.
Shell of choice: shotgun
Wallpaper of choice: green
Skin of choice: urban camo
Favourite cartoon character: Ed
Personal Quote: "Go big or go extinct."