-MY LITTLE COLT
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Hats Off To YouThe writers set off fireworks in the backyard.Hats Off To You by Dr-J33
Nick: Why are we even setting fireworks off durring the day? We cant see them?
Fatfan: Exactly! People will hear them and be like "what was that?!"
Dr-J33: Well I duct tapped morlock's ipod to one, so I'm okay with this.
Morlock: Hey Duke, you see my Ipod?
Morlock: Eh, no biggie... I still got the songs on my library.
Fatfan: Lets light the big one up!
Fatfan gestured to a massive firework.
Dr-J33: (Imitating palpatine) Do it!
Fatfan lights it as him and Dr-J33 start laughing.
Fatfan: GAME GRUMPS REFFERENCE!
They laugh louder.
Fatfan: We're all happy and having fun which means we're gunna experience tragedy soon!
The firework tips over, now aimed at the two.
Fatfan: Uh oh.
Fatfan Tackles Dr-J33 out of the way of the firework as it goes off, knocking his hat off in the process.
The firework flys over the hat, igniting it before flying through a fence and exploding in the Cong
Writers: Yet Another Christmas CarolDr-J33 walked down the snowy sidewalks of Deviant city.Writers: Yet Another Christmas Carol by Dr-J33
Dr-J33: Its christmas time! Oh its enough to make a guy burst into song!
Dr-J33 inhales and bumps into a nun.
Nun: Oh...terribly sorry...
Dr-J33: Its okay... I was just about to break into song, did you wish to join?
Nun: Not today... Its not a good day...
Dr-J33 noticed that he was in front of an orphanage.
Nun: They're shutting the place down... The children will have nowhere to go...
Dr-J33: Thats awful.
Nun: What kind of sick person throws homeless children out on christmas no less?
Dr-J33 looked around.
Dr-J33: Huh, usually this is when the antagonist is introduced.
Nun: Its awful, if we don't pay by christmas, these children will loose their home...
Dr-J33: But thats tomorrow!
Nun: Its truly a sad day.... The children will have no home, no Christmas..., and I'll have to go back to being a sexy cosplay model...
The nun walked into the orphanage crying.
Dr-J33:.... I wont let this injustice happen, not on Christmas
EpIc Thanksgiving TimeDr-J33 was watching tv at home.EpIc Thanksgiving Time by Dr-J33
Tv announcer: Now back to the Angel Beats Thanksgiving special.
Otonashi: Guys Angel is here to stop our dinner!
Yuri: Shoot her!
Dr-J33: Heh, this doesn't exsist.
Mars ran out of the kitchen.
Mars: Doc we got a problem! The turkey exploded and all the food is gone!
Dr-J33: What?! How?!
Mars: I don't know! But whoever is responsible must be an evil malicious son of a biscut.
Kermit the frog rode away from the Writer's house on a tricycle with a sack of food.
Dr-J33: We have to make everything again. I'll help.
Mars: What about your show?
Dr-J33: Mars, Angel beats was almost five years ago. I'll catch it on youtube. Now lets get cooking.
EPIC THANKSGIVING TIME
Dr-J33 and Mars stood in the kitchen, Dr-J33 wearing a fake beard and Mars wearing sunglasses.
Dr-J33: Listen up you FISHFLAKES cuz we're gunna cook some RACECAR food!
Mars started epically preparing a turkey.
Mars: Such Turkey, so wow.
Dr-J33 then poured non alchoholic whiskey onto it.
Deserts SuckA bunch of masotech vehicles and workers were excavating in the desert.Deserts Suck by Dr-J33
Mason stood near the site holding a glass of lemonade.
Mason: It sure is hot today. Good thing my tent is air conditioned.
Dr-J33 walked in dressed in his desert apparel (the outfit he wore in Armored) and knocks Mason's drink over.
Dr-J33: You get lemonade?! Its hotter than A supermodel at the beach and we dont even get lemonade!
Mason: I'm in charge here, so I get lemonade. Plus you guys are supposed to be working.
Dr-J33: I'm a writer, not an archeologist!
Mason: Your supposed to working off that money you guys owe for going on a joyride in my experimental spider tank and destroying a movie theater.
Dr-J33: THEY USED FALSE ADVERTISMENTS AND OVERPRICED SNACKS!
Mason: Get back to work, and maybe I'll get you a lemonade.
Dr-J33: Better not be that crap you get in a bottle.
Dr-J33 walked off.
Dr-J33 approached Nick, who was in desert apparel and digging in the site.
Nick: Remind me what w
im awsome.... and available. but seriously, I write stuff. ranging from the wacky and crazy Writers series, the Tv show-like My little Colt series, and the epic tale of adventure known as the Defender Series.|
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Current Residence: somewhere in new york state
deviantWEAR sizing preference: bigger than a breadbox but smaller than Snoop Dogg's boat
Print preference: On paper.
Favourite genre of music: video game, dubstep, the Rolling Stones.
Favourite photographer: frank west
Favourite style of art: writing
Operating System: Cryengine 3
MP3 player of choice: screw that I have an ipod.
Shell of choice: shotgun
Wallpaper of choice: green
Skin of choice: urban camo
Favourite cartoon character: Ed
Personal Quote: "Go big or go extinct."