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Single dudes dayDr-J33 watched tv in the living room.Single dudes day by Dr-J33
Tv: Now back to the Mekakucity Actors valentines day special!
Shintaro: Ayano... I... I-
Ayano: Sorry I'm dead.
Shintaro stood next to a tombstone.
Dr-J33: Well its better than the Corpse Party april fools day special.
Fatfan walked in.
Fatfan: Wheres everyone?
Dr-J33: Mars is on a date, Nick is getting a date, and I'm waiting to see if cupid tries to kill me again.
Fatfan: So we're alone on valentines day?
Fatfan:.... Well this sucks.
Fatfan: Hey, wanna fuck shit up?
Dr-J33: Well I was just gunna marathon Toradora in my room all day, but sure. Lets go do single people things.
Dr-J33 and Fatfan drove a large dump truck down the road while blasting Irony by Claris out the window.
Dr-J33: I love the song, but hate the show its from.
Fatfan: But you never watched Oreimo.
Dr-J33: Harems and incest Fats, harems and incest!
They drove over cars and stuff as they drove down the road
Hats Off To YouThe writers set off fireworks in the backyard.Hats Off To You by Dr-J33
Nick: Why are we even setting fireworks off durring the day? We cant see them?
Fatfan: Exactly! People will hear them and be like "what was that?!"
Dr-J33: Well I duct tapped morlock's ipod to one, so I'm okay with this.
Morlock: Hey Duke, you see my Ipod?
Morlock: Eh, no biggie... I still got the songs on my library.
Fatfan: Lets light the big one up!
Fatfan gestured to a massive firework.
Dr-J33: (Imitating palpatine) Do it!
Fatfan lights it as him and Dr-J33 start laughing.
Fatfan: GAME GRUMPS REFFERENCE!
They laugh louder.
Fatfan: We're all happy and having fun which means we're gunna experience tragedy soon!
The firework tips over, now aimed at the two.
Fatfan: Uh oh.
Fatfan Tackles Dr-J33 out of the way of the firework as it goes off, knocking his hat off in the process.
The firework flys over the hat, igniting it before flying through a fence and exploding in the Cong
Writers: Yet Another Christmas CarolDr-J33 walked down the snowy sidewalks of Deviant city.Writers: Yet Another Christmas Carol by Dr-J33
Dr-J33: Its christmas time! Oh its enough to make a guy burst into song!
Dr-J33 inhales and bumps into a nun.
Nun: Oh...terribly sorry...
Dr-J33: Its okay... I was just about to break into song, did you wish to join?
Nun: Not today... Its not a good day...
Dr-J33 noticed that he was in front of an orphanage.
Nun: They're shutting the place down... The children will have nowhere to go...
Dr-J33: Thats awful.
Nun: What kind of sick person throws homeless children out on christmas no less?
Dr-J33 looked around.
Dr-J33: Huh, usually this is when the antagonist is introduced.
Nun: Its awful, if we don't pay by christmas, these children will loose their home...
Dr-J33: But thats tomorrow!
Nun: Its truly a sad day.... The children will have no home, no Christmas..., and I'll have to go back to being a sexy cosplay model...
The nun walked into the orphanage crying.
Dr-J33:.... I wont let this injustice happen, not on Christmas
EpIc Thanksgiving TimeDr-J33 was watching tv at home.EpIc Thanksgiving Time by Dr-J33
Tv announcer: Now back to the Angel Beats Thanksgiving special.
Otonashi: Guys Angel is here to stop our dinner!
Yuri: Shoot her!
Dr-J33: Heh, this doesn't exsist.
Mars ran out of the kitchen.
Mars: Doc we got a problem! The turkey exploded and all the food is gone!
Dr-J33: What?! How?!
Mars: I don't know! But whoever is responsible must be an evil malicious son of a biscut.
Kermit the frog rode away from the Writer's house on a tricycle with a sack of food.
Dr-J33: We have to make everything again. I'll help.
Mars: What about your show?
Dr-J33: Mars, Angel beats was almost five years ago. I'll catch it on youtube. Now lets get cooking.
EPIC THANKSGIVING TIME
Dr-J33 and Mars stood in the kitchen, Dr-J33 wearing a fake beard and Mars wearing sunglasses.
Dr-J33: Listen up you FISHFLAKES cuz we're gunna cook some RACECAR food!
Mars started epically preparing a turkey.
Mars: Such Turkey, so wow.
Dr-J33 then poured non alchoholic whiskey onto it.
Oh my godOH MY GODOh my god by Margolias-Lulamoon
THERE IS LITERALLY AN ANIME ABOUT THE CONSOLE WARS BACK IN THE EARLY 2000'S AND IT'S GOT BISHIE ANTHRO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AS A MAIN CHARACTER YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCH IT.
*Heavy Breathing*"Early 17th Century Combination warhammer and warpick/six shot gun.*Heavy Breathing* by Margolias-Lulamoon
Has six barrels concealed on it for six shots. The head contains five barrels, their muzzles concealed by a hinged cover forming the edge of the hammer. The topmost barrel is ignited by a matchlock fitted on one side of the head, its mechanism concealed by a brass plate cut out and engraved in the form of a lion. The second barrel has a wheellock ignition system, the mechanism of which occupies most of the outer surface of the opposite side of the axe-head. There is a tubular extension to the pan of the wheellock intended to hold a length of match which would be ignited by the flash of the priming and then withdrawn to ignite the three remaining barrels. A sixth barrel, also hand-ignited, is concealed within the haft.
Part of the Royal Armouries Collection, on display at the Tower of London."
(I'm not even into guns that much but this is fuckin' beautiful!)
im awsome.... and available. but seriously, I write stuff. ranging from the wacky and crazy Writers series, the Tv show-like My little Colt series, and the epic tale of adventure known as the Defender Series.|
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Current Residence: somewhere in new york state
deviantWEAR sizing preference: bigger than a breadbox but smaller than Snoop Dogg's boat
Print preference: On paper.
Favourite genre of music: video game, dubstep, the Rolling Stones.
Favourite photographer: frank west
Favourite style of art: writing
Operating System: Cryengine 3
MP3 player of choice: screw that I have an ipod.
Shell of choice: shotgun
Wallpaper of choice: green
Skin of choice: urban camo
Favourite cartoon character: Ed
Personal Quote: "Go big or go extinct."