Doc goes to Texas

Mars and Fatfan helped Dr-J33 into a crate.

Dr-J33: You know what to do, right?

Fatfan: Not at all!

Nick: What are you doing?

Dr-J33: I'm going to mail myself to texas so I can watch the RWBY season 2 premiere at RTX and take advantage of the best gun laws in the country.

Nick: By mailing yourself?

Dr-J33: It'll work! Now seal me up.

Mars put the lid on the crate.

Fatfan: Lets get this to the post office.

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A truck unloaded the crate at Rtx.

Delivery man: Package for Burnie.

Burnie: I didnt order this. 

Delivery man: Oh. Alright. 

The man threw the package back in his truck and drove off.

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The Delivery man set the package in front of a gas station and drove away. Dr-J33 emerges from the crate.

Dr-J33: THIS WILL BE THE DAY WE- The heck? This isnt rtx.

Person: Your a long ways from there.

Dr-J33: Drat..... Maybe I can get-

Person: Rtx ended yesterday.... How did you even survive in that box?

Dr-J33. I had snacks. Also any idea how I can get back to new york?

Person: You never had a return plan?

Dr-J33: I was going to stow away in the back of a car with a New York state plate. 

Person: well good luck getting home.

Dr-J33: Thanks. 

The person leaves as Dr-J33 took out his phone.

Dr-J33: Maybe I can call Tayono and Noatwin for help....

A wizard riding a giant mechanical bull charged in.

Wizard: TREMBLE FOOLS AT THE MIGHT OF TEXUS THE WIZARD!

Dr-J33: Hey you know where the bus station is?

Texus: FOOL! YOU WILL BURN AT MY MIGHT!

Texus shoots fire out of dual ak47s, melting Dr-J33's phone.

Dr-J33: Jokes on you! I have an upgrade planned!

Texus: PREPARE FOR-

Dr-J33 blasts Texus' bull apart with his handcannon.

Texus: NO! MY MAGIC MECHANICAL BULL TAILBONE JACKSON!!!!!!

Dr-J33: Fight me. 

Texus: GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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Nick: You shot him in the face?

Dr-J33: Yeah, shot the texas wizard in the face. 

Mars: How did you get back?

Dr-J33: I stole his wallet and booked a greyhound.