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Mari: Thank goodness your back Cookie! My dad isn't a very good cook......
Cookie: Ze cant be zat bad.
Flashback....
The Mayor panicked as the stove was on fire.
Mayor: DEAR CREATOR EVERYTHING IS BURNING!
Mari walks in.
Mari: Hey dad- WHT THE HECK?!
Mayor: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SPAGHETTI BUT THEN EVERYTHING CAUGHT FIRE!!!!
Mari: You burnt spaghetti?!
Mayor: I HAVENT EVEN PUT THAT IN YET!!!
Mari: YOU BURNT WATER?! GOOD CREATOR HOW THE RAPO DO YOU DO THAT?!
Mayor: I DONT KNOW CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!
Mari: WE DONT HAVE. FIRE DEPARTMENT!
Mayor: GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Cookie: Iz he?
Mari: I really missed you.
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Mari: Jowee I need advic-
Jowee: So do you thinkThe hero will take me on an adventure?
Mari: Jowee I seriously need-
Jowee: When he does should I wear a cape or a trenchcoat? I wanna look awesome when its happening.
Mari: Jowe-
Jowee: Maybe I han have hi-
Mari: Jowee I'm pregnant and your the father.
Jowee: SAY WHAT?!
Mari: That got your attent-
Mari noticed the hero standing nearby with a surprised look on his face.
Mari: -ion.....
Hero: I think I came at a bad time.....
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Hero: I think her name is Heather.
Mayor: When did you hear that?
Flashback....
The Hero walked towards the village with Heather.
Hero: So whats your name?
Heather:.......
Hero: I get it your shy..... Thats cool.
Heather:........
Hero: So do you like MLP? I like MLP.
Heather:.......
Hero: Oh I see, not the pony kind of girl. You must be into princesses then. So who is your favorite disney princess?
Heather:........
Hero: Look I'm just trying to make smalltalk okay?
Heather:........
Hero: Could I at least get a name?
Heather:.......
Hero: I'm just going to call you Heather.
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The hero approached Mari and the Mayor.
Mayor: So then I uppercutted him in the face. Oh hey Hero, how are you?
Hero: Jowee.... Well he...... He took a vacation.
Mari and Mayor: HUWAT?!
Mari ran away crying as the mayor pressed a button on the side of town hall that caused sirens to blare.
Issac: Its happening......
Tubba: Dear creator.......
The Mayor pulled out a megaphone and started talking into it.
Mayor: WE HAVE A CODE MAGENTA! I REPEAT CODE MAGENTA! JOWEE HAS TAKEN A VACATION WITHOUT INVITING ANY OF US TO COME ALONG!
Mari: (crying) I-I wanted t-to go t-too!
Hero: No! He went into the twilite woods! I was just trying to cover for him!
Suddenly all the sirens stopped.
Mayor: Oh... Well thats okay then.
Mari: Typical Jowee.
is been while since I wrote for this series....