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Drawn to Life Shorts Vol1

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Mari: Thank goodness your back Cookie! My dad isn't a very good cook......


Cookie: Ze cant be zat bad.


Flashback....


The Mayor panicked as the stove was on fire.


Mayor: DEAR CREATOR EVERYTHING IS BURNING!


Mari walks in.


Mari: Hey dad- WHT THE HECK?!


Mayor: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SPAGHETTI BUT THEN EVERYTHING CAUGHT FIRE!!!!


Mari: You burnt spaghetti?!   


Mayor: I HAVENT EVEN PUT THAT IN YET!!!


Mari: YOU BURNT WATER?! GOOD CREATOR HOW THE RAPO DO YOU DO THAT?!


Mayor: I DONT KNOW CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!


Mari: WE DONT HAVE. FIRE DEPARTMENT!


Mayor: GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


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Cookie: Iz he?


Mari: I really missed you.


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Mari: Jowee I need advic-


Jowee: So do you thinkThe hero will take me on an adventure?


Mari: Jowee I seriously need-


Jowee: When he does should I wear a cape or a trenchcoat? I wanna look awesome when its happening.


Mari: Jowe-


Jowee: Maybe I han have hi-


Mari: Jowee I'm pregnant and your the father.


Jowee: SAY WHAT?!


Mari: That got your attent-


Mari noticed the hero standing nearby with a surprised look on his face.


Mari: -ion.....


Hero: I think I came at a bad time.....


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Hero: I think her name is Heather.


Mayor: When did you hear that?


Flashback....


The Hero walked towards the village with Heather.


Hero: So whats your name?


Heather:.......


Hero: I get it your shy..... Thats cool.


Heather:........


Hero: So do you like MLP? I like MLP.


Heather:.......


Hero: Oh I see, not the pony kind of girl. You must be into princesses then. So who is your favorite disney princess?


Heather:........


Hero: Look I'm just trying to make smalltalk okay?


Heather:........


Hero: Could I at least get a name?


Heather:.......


Hero: I'm just going to call you Heather.


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The hero approached Mari and the Mayor.


Mayor: So then I uppercutted him in the face. Oh hey Hero, how are you?


Hero: Jowee.... Well he...... He took a vacation.


Mari and Mayor: HUWAT?!


Mari ran away crying as the mayor pressed a button on the side of town hall that caused sirens to blare. 


Issac: Its happening......


Tubba: Dear creator.......


The Mayor pulled out a megaphone and started talking into it. 


Mayor: WE HAVE A CODE MAGENTA! I REPEAT CODE MAGENTA! JOWEE HAS TAKEN A VACATION WITHOUT INVITING ANY OF US TO COME ALONG!


Mari: (crying) I-I wanted t-to go t-too!


Hero: No! He went into the twilite woods! I was just trying to cover for him!


Suddenly all the sirens stopped.


Mayor: Oh... Well thats okay then.


Mari: Typical Jowee. 



I came up with a collection of Drawn to life shorts.

is been while since I wrote for this series....
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